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E assim falam os "Senhores": "Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." "Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. " "Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." "Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems." "Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device! Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir? Mr.Burns: Precisely." "Ralph (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies..." "Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." "Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" "Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. " "Mr. Burns: I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children." "Mr. Burns: Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? " From: http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/

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